Another Ancient Usenet Post
Toilet Paper
From: Mikki Barry (ooblick@intercon.com)
Subject: Re: sexism
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Newsgroups: soc.singles, soc.women, alt.flame
Date: 1990-03-12 05:54:47 PST
You know what the REAL problem is? It's the fact that women will never
be equal in the eyes of men until we decrease our usage of toilet paper.
(Bog rolls for your brits out there). I mean, how can ANYONE take us
seriously when we use up all the goddamn toilet paper? Imagine it!
A male type goes to take a crap and reaches over to the roll and finds
ONLY ONE SHEET LEFT! EGADS!
The reason why Margaret Thatcher, Queen Victoria, etc. have attained the
power they have is directly proportionate to the amount of TP used.
Now, of course, if you only deal with big and stupid men, like *I* do,
they'll never notice the toilet paper issue and you can reign supreme
in the household. As it should be, I might add. Only problem is, you
have to flush the toilet for them since they forget how every once in
awhile.
Mikki Barry
p.s. follow up to alt.flame please as I would NEVER read a group with
"women" in its name (horrible, sexist, against AA) and I'm not single.
Oh well.