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From: The Omnipotent (q@access.digex.com)
Subject: Re: Moratorium Proposed (this one's different (was: Earth to Alex, Earth to Alex)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
Date: 1992-02-04 19:48:41 PST
In article <1992Feb3.225342.8625@access.digex.com> doug@access.digex.com (Doug Humphrey) writes:
>An ATT.COM person; didn't really need them around anyway. Maybe we
>can steer the Q onto some real issues here; and not flame the hell
>out of said Q when things get hot! Suggest a popular topic of the
>day and see what Q and the rest of us can do with it!
>
>Example:
>
> Dear Q,
>
> When on a date the other evening, a yound lady and I
> had an interesting time in the sexual arena; alas, we
> were both too ________ (select 1: drunk, stoned, excited,
> worn out from reading netnews) to really remember what
> we did. Except that she says that she didn't want to
> do any of it at all, and now they are after me for date
> rape! What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Sigmoid Stealthmacher
>
>Eh Q? Whatcha gonna do?

Well, the first thing I have to tell you, Douggie old chap
is that that was no young lady, that was your sysadmin
Mike with the butt like a steel trap. And the only thing
he didn't want to do was clean up the chocolate sauce after
you'd finished. If I were you, I'd check to make sure that
your wallet was in your pocket.

Helpfully yours,
Q

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