Was Q Really Doug Humphrey?
From: Lin Yon Q (deja-q@access.digex.com)
Subject: Re: It was a good joke while it lasted
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Date: 1992-04-03 20:27:02 PST
In article <02569@unisql.UUCP> wrat@unisql.UUCP (wharfie) writes:
>In article <1992Mar19.200817.11720@access.digex.com> douglose@access.digex.com (Doug Humphrey) writes:
>> [ garbage deleted ]
>
> The only thing I can think of more stupid than some anonymous
>weenie spending his time jerking off on his modem while he tries to
>play head games on Usenet is the guy who sells him system time wasting
>even more public resources patting himself on the back over his choice
>of users, his choice of hardware, and his choice of restaurants.
Ah Wharfie. Thus sayeth the hearty purveyor of Capitalism, until he finds that
someone such as myself is better at the game than he is. Wharfie, old
chum. I've already invited you to my humble 5 acre abode, but no. Instead
you would rather spurn my advances and snipe again and again.
If only you could see me standing next to Doug Humphrey. Doug looks like a
pregnant yak compared to me. Doug has buns like a steel trap. Or was that
someone else.....no mind.
Anyway, wharfie dahlink, any time you wish to come visit me, let me know.
I'll send Alex to meet you at the airport. Everyone knows, after all, that
all feminists think you can't hold your own between the sheets. But that's
ok. I'll give you another chance.
Or am I confusing you with another habitual ignoramus? I tend to forget these
days. But that's ok. I'll honor the promise anyway.
See you soon, Wharfie-Pie.
Q