Shrub Vows to "Crack Down" on EVIL Tourists
Today, in a blindingly political maneuver, President Shrub has decided to "crack down" on those horrible evil cheaters who go to Cuba for tourism. Why? Perhaps he needs the Cuban expat vote. More likely, his BROTHER needs it to stay Governor.
Why in the WORLD would we prohibit tourism to Cuba? We allow tourism to Vietnam, even after their current regime killed over 50,000 Americans. Hell, we even allow tourism to FRANCE, after attempting to stomp the country's name out of the breakfast food and junk food arenas.
Could a prohibition on tourism to Cuba POSSIBLY be political? *Gasp* Say it ain't SO!