Stupid people SHOULD NOT DRIVE
It's true...stupid people should NOT be allowed to drive. Under ANY circumstances. Of course, most of the stupid people don't believe they are stupid, and think I'm talking about someone else, but I'm not. I am talking about YOU, you stupid person. YOU, the one who cut me off today, turning onto route 7, diving into the left lane, then going 45 in a 55. And YOU, the moron with the DC plates who tried to swerve into our lane because you were too STUPID to drive and yap on your cell phone at the same time, then started GESTURING to the person on the phone. So you had one hand on the phone, stuffed into your ear, and the other, wildly gesticulating. The fact that you didn't hit us was sheer luck!
And what about you stupid people who don't know how to use that little lever on your steering column that is put there so you can indicate TURNS? Yes, that lever with the dust built up on it. The one you never use when careening through lane changes, or stomping your brakes in front of me, as if somehow I'm supposed to KNOW you are going to turn, and not just hitting your brakes for the fun of it. And YOU with the out of state plates, putzing down the road with a STREAM of cars behind you. As you slam on your brakes at every intersection so you can read the road sign to see if that's where you're supposed to go, has it EVER crossed your mind to pull over and use a map? Or perhaps find a pay phone and get better directions?
They wonder why there are aggressive drivers. Perhaps it's because so many STUPID people are on the roads, driving the rest of us totally insane. The sheer frustration of dealing with SO MANY stupid people on the road takes its toll when you just want to get where you're going. So please, if you're a stupid person, get your stupid self off the road. And remember, I'll try to be nicer, when you try to be less stupid.