Dark Rantings

From: The Omnipotent (q@access.digex.com)
Subject: Re: Q who?

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Newsgroups: soc.men, alt.fan.q
Date: 1992-02-09 13:27:57 PST
In article <1992Feb5.031740.14555@watserv1.waterloo.edu> dmcanzi@watserv1.waterloo.edu (David Canzi) writes:
>A very combative and often obnoxious individual. (Actually, I didn't
>usually notice it because I was never the target of it.) He never
>admitted to a real name, and he was probably more willing to insult
>people because he was anonymous.
>
>His articles contained a mixture of arguments and insults, rather than
>consisting wholly of insults like many of yours. For this reason, and
>reasons pointed out by Paul Dubuc, I don't think you're "foothead"
>after all.

Well, Dave, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I will now immediately
begin being the "kinder and gentler" Q. The one with more arguments than
insults. The "new and improved" Q. That will be me, yessiree. And I'll
start right now since I know that the members of soc.men really don't wish
me to go away since only 10 of them sent me "go away" mail. Two of these
were forgeries from Pitt. So, what can I say. The overwhelming lack of
hostility in my direction, save from that bastion of intellectual prowess
known as Pittsburgh, shows me that I am still wanted. I am deeply touched.

And, as always, thank you for your support.

Q

Posted by mikki at 12:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

From: The Omnipotent (q@access.digex.com)
Subject: Re: Moratorium Proposed (this one's different (was: Earth to Alex, Earth to Alex)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
Date: 1992-02-04 19:48:41 PST
In article <1992Feb3.225342.8625@access.digex.com> doug@access.digex.com (Doug Humphrey) writes:
>An ATT.COM person; didn't really need them around anyway. Maybe we
>can steer the Q onto some real issues here; and not flame the hell
>out of said Q when things get hot! Suggest a popular topic of the
>day and see what Q and the rest of us can do with it!
>
>Example:
>
> Dear Q,
>
> When on a date the other evening, a yound lady and I
> had an interesting time in the sexual arena; alas, we
> were both too ________ (select 1: drunk, stoned, excited,
> worn out from reading netnews) to really remember what
> we did. Except that she says that she didn't want to
> do any of it at all, and now they are after me for date
> rape! What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Sigmoid Stealthmacher
>
>Eh Q? Whatcha gonna do?

Well, the first thing I have to tell you, Douggie old chap
is that that was no young lady, that was your sysadmin
Mike with the butt like a steel trap. And the only thing
he didn't want to do was clean up the chocolate sauce after
you'd finished. If I were you, I'd check to make sure that
your wallet was in your pocket.

Helpfully yours,
Q

Posted by mikki at 12:12 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)